The Apparition

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The Apparition BannerAnd we’re back. This time we’ve taken a look at the 2012 crap-fest that is The Apparition. The reason I’m calling it a crap-fest is because it is just that… a crap-fest. The movie was written and directed by Todd Lincoln (a newcomer, if you will) and it stars Ashley Greene, Sebastian Stan and Tom Felton. The consensus on Rotten (with its 4% Fresh-rating) says; “The Apparition fails to offer anything original, isn’t particularly scary, and offers so little in the way of dramatic momentum that it’s more likely to put you to sleep than thrill you.” And I have to agree. The scores on Metacritic isn’t much to look at either, with a 3.9 user-score and the amazing Metascore of 18. Yeah, I think this movie takes 1st place in low scores on this years Horror-a-thon, and Yes, this is one for The Dump! As Brian Orndorf at said; “The trailer for “The Apparition” contained more story than the picture it was promoting. In fact, I think the trailer for “The Apparition” is actually more of a movie than “The Apparition.“, so in accordance with that, here is the trailer for the film and.. yeah, that’s it, I don’t have anything else to say about this one…..

I’ll be back tomorrow with another installment, but for now, I’m leaving you with this…. so until tomorrow, DON’T watch the movie, stick to the trailer!


About hanktango

This is not a serious movie review-blog. I do not review movies in a fashion that certified critics would. I think about stuff when I watch movies, and then write about those thoughts I had during the movie. I sometimes also think about other stuff related to movies, like castings, sequels and a whole bunch of other stuff. Sometimes, I even think about video games and then write about that. The only thing that's really specific to my writing, is that I write to you in the same way I would talk to you about all this stuff. So please, enjoy my writings, and if you were to get offended by anything, I would suggest you unravel that bunched up pantyhose you have stuck up your butt and stop being so sensitive, because honestly... that's Your problem, not anyone elses. Thank you! View all posts by hanktango

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